've started a nonprofit organization called FETHBERTGTCDVMAD.
(Foundation for the Ethical Treatment of Hoofed Bipeds and the Eventual Replacement of Them as the Go-To Creature for Displaying Viscera in Magic Art with the Drake).
If you’d like to help, please send letters of encouragement for our downtrodden, hoofed friends to:
Wizards of the Coast
1600 Lind Ave SW #400
Renton, WA 98057
Here we see the minotaur ciphered into inactivity by sewery spirit hands.
Hands of Binding | Art by Raymond Swanland
Experiencing the opposite of sure-footedness next to a melancholy Karn.
Pacifism | Art by Adam Rex
Visiting the chiropractor with Karn
Torture Chamber | Art by Thomas Gianni
Serra has a sanctum, a zealot, a paladin, an aviary, a cathedral, an advocate, a herald, an ascendant, an avenger, inquisitors, a blessing, a boon, a hymn, an embrace, a liturgy, an avatar, and apparently keeps a zoo.
Serra Bestiary | Art by Steve Luke
The next meal for a horde of carnivorous goblins.
Mogg Conscripts | Art by Pete Venters
Suffering a belly ache at the hand of the Evincar of Rath, Volrath.
Volrath's Curse | Art by Daren Bader
Unwilling music enthusiast.
Didgeridoo | Art by Melissa A. Benson
Victim of identity theft.
Fake I.D. (Unglued 2, never released) | Art by Pete Venters
Mana poor and irate.
Ghostly Prison | Art by Wayne England
Apparently our hoofed friend called too many times about banding.
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service | Art by Melissa A. Benson
The “elegant“ work of a necromancer who couldn’t bear to see his horned friend just die.
Undead Minotaur | Art by Karl Kopinski
Or... maybe Karl Kopinski just hates the minotaur.
Minotaur Abomination | Art by Karl Kopinski
Sympathy for the drake!